Me: Dude

Friend: Yo

Me: Whassup?

Friend: Nothing

Friend: You?

Me: Nothing

Friend: Dude

Me: Yo

Friend: How's work?

Me: Work?

Friend: You at home?

Me: Oh.

Me: No, work.

Me: Fine

Me: How's J? She still there?

Friend: Fine. No left with C.

Me: BRB

Friend: Kewl

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